Uh, yeah…

… I guess there was a bar exam or something in February.

1,500 visitors in the past two weeks. Holy crap.

Short and sweet:
– I don’t know what’s going to be on the barzam. Don’t believe predictions anyway. PLEASE don’t believe the predictions. (For more elaboration on this, please see Chapter 26 in my book, “WTF was that doing on the bar exam??”)

– A Professional Responsibility outline? Don’t have sex with your clients, and call them back within 24 hours. I actually picked those tips up IRL and not in BarBri.

– You have not “guaranteed failed” unless you walked out of the exam halfway through the MBE. Believe me. If not studying at all the whole summer before the barzam and sleeping 3 hours a night during the exam didn’t “guarantee fail” me, then nothing can “guarantee fail” you, except you. Unless you write some sort of crazy anarchistic rant in one of your essay books. That might fail you. Unless you’re in California. In which case, in the inimitable words of some BarBri guy, PASS.

Good luck!

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