During law school, taking notes on my laptop became infinitely easier (and speedier) once I set up shortcuts in Word. When I typed “la”, for example, it became “lawyer”, “cp” became community property, etc. Those shortcuts still live in my computer, so sometimes while I’m typing something, up pops “fertile octegenarian”.

Tonight it happened again. “Noritake 5-pc place setting” became “Noritake 5-probable cause place setting”. A sentiment I’m sure my fiance would strongly agree with.